Screwdriver Expert Mugs

I did it my way.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Foxhole - digging robot

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Screw plastic surgeon.

Pinochio's Computer

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Bird watching in Bolivia

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

Robot Olympics

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

In and out trays for ironing.

'Before we give him your job, could you show him around the plant?'

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

"I remember when I used to be 'cutting edge'!"

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"You need to put in 10,000 hours."

'It's an American classic, with parts from Japan and Canada and assembled in Mexico.'

"But you told me to invest more money in the product of screws!"

The Grim Reaper is comforted by a robot Grim Reaper

Robot Wars.