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"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Herman Mankiewicz

"Bloody hell!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Multi-Tasking

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Quentin Tarantino

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Puss in Heels

"Now all we need is a good script."

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

"Less talking, more abducting."

John Waters

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

Irvine Welsh

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

Dear Diary

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

'Oh man, every time.'

"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

"You caught it, you probe it."

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Woody Allen

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

Johnny Depp

Aliens bring their pet humans to the veterinary

Andy Hamilton

The Sting Operation

'I'm writing a screenplay that every studio in Hollywood will want to produce. It's about an honest, hard-working, moral CEO.'