Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV
Screen Time Sojourner Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their space with a pillow that nods to their screen obsession. A cozy gift that celebrates their love for digital journeys and offline adventures alike.
'On your mark. Get set. Create!'
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
Child hooking into a television
John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.
"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."
Kids and Mobile Addictions
"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"
Modern camping
The Scenic Route
Vast Wasteland Ahead
"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."
'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'
"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"
"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."
"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"
Man with an enormous TV
MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE
Internet Addict Anonymous
Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40
"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"
"I'm just checking my inbox."
"It's a Binge watch. I can't stop looking at it."
'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'
"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.
Inactivity Centre
"It's been so nice getting to interact with you for these past six years. Here's your first device."
"Your prescription 3D glasses are here!"
"20 years ago we were disappointed much faster..."
The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air
"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."
"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"
Hell/Paradise
Screen Time Sojourner Pillows Collection
Screen Time Sojourner Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate screen time enthusiasts. Perfect for their coffee or tea, with clever designs that make every sip a little more fun.
Screen Time Sojourner Prints
Brighten their walls with prints that celebrate their digital explorations. Unique and fun, these art pieces capture the essence of a screen time sojourner.
Screen Time Sojourner T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for their digital wanderlust. Playful and comfortable, these shirts express their love for screens with style.