Screen Time Sojourner Mugs

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Child hooking into a television

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Modern camping

The Scenic Route

"But aside from the lycanthropy, things have been pretty O.K."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'I don't know why mom wanted us to play outside.'

"Those are the basic necessities of life? Aren't you forgetting something?"

MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Man with an enormous TV

Internet Addict Anonymous

"It's a Binge watch. I can't stop looking at it."

"I'm just checking my inbox."

"This rush-rush life is getting old. Sometimes, I think about moving back to the land where I way born. What do you think, Baldo? What would you miss the most?"

'I woke up early from hibernation, so I watched TV for two weeks until my parents got up...'

"All this computerization is making me digit-ill.

Inactivity Centre

"It's been so nice getting to interact with you for these past six years. Here's your first device."

"Your prescription 3D glasses are here!"

"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."

Hell/Paradise

"20 years ago we were disappointed much faster..."

'My brain's secret life is keeping me up nights.'

"Of course - we wait forever, then come at the same time,"

The AdRams Family no.12 - Telling son to get fresh air