Screen Time Negotiator Pillows

"You're right. I should go outside and play. Buy me a laptop, and I will."

'But I can't go to bed yet, Mom. Kids watch an average of seven hours of TV a day, and I've only watched five and a half hours.'

"When you're President, then you can watch six hours of television a day."

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"Fine, I'll facetime with Nana - but it doesn't count as screen time."

'I don't spend all my time watching television - sometimes I play video games.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Houston, we have a problem!"

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Modern camping

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Free Little Library

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"I know I shouldn't let them have so much screen time, but how else am I supposed o get anything done?"

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

RAISED BY PHONES

"Go around the block, my show's not done."