"You're right. I should go outside and play. Buy me a laptop, and I will."
Screen Time Negotiator T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that honor your screen time negotiator’s talent for setting boundaries, with witty designs that make their style as smart as their negotiating skills.
'But I can't go to bed yet, Mom. Kids watch an average of seven hours of TV a day, and I've only watched five and a half hours.'
"When you're President, then you can watch six hours of television a day."
"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"
"Fine, I'll facetime with Nana - but it doesn't count as screen time."
'I don't spend all my time watching television - sometimes I play video games.'
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
Digital Fomo!
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
Tunnel of TV
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'
"Houston, we have a problem!"
Modern camping
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.
Free Little Library
"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"
"Go around the block, my show's not done."
"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."
Screen Time Negotiator T-Shirts Collection
Screen Time Negotiator Mugs
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Screen Time Negotiator Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows to add humor and style to the space of your favorite screen time negotiator.
Screen Time Negotiator Prints
Find eye-catching prints that honor the skill and humor of your screen time negotiations, ideal for decorating any space.