"You too the first step: you bought a run-down shack in an up-and-coming location. Now you need to rehab it and get it sold."
Screen Time Curator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the screen time curator? Whether they work in digital media or just can't resist their favorite devices, our collection offers humorous and thoughtful products. From mugs to prints, find something that speaks to their love of all things screens. These gifts are perfect for anyone who appreciates the art and humor of modern tech obsession, making their screen time a little more special.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
Digital Fomo!
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Cellphone Islands
Graduates on their phones
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
I should probably get out more.
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"He's an indoor cat."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"
"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."
Kids and Mobile Addictions
Children's games and technology
Free Little Library
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"
A bull which has seen red.
Screen Time Curator Gifts Collection
Screen Time Curator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the screen time curator. Perfect for coffee lovers and digital enthusiasts alike, these mugs add humor and personality to their daily routine.
Screen Time Curator Pillows
Find the perfect pillow for the screen time curator. Fun, comfy, and personality-filled, these pillows are great for adding a playful touch to any space.
Screen Time Curator Prints
Browse our stylish prints for the screen time lover. These modern artworks make a great addition to tech spaces, bringing humor and art together beautifully.
Screen Time Curator T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for the screen time enthusiast. Perfect for casual days, these tees celebrate their love of all things digital with a humorous twist.