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Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Giant Monster in Bath

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Injured backpacker.

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Did we ask for a heart-shaped tub?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

'Another one of your screw-ups! You were supposed to get us a rental car!'

"Smile!"

"It's summer, go outside and play."

"Welcome to the new Drone 747, remotely controlled from a rented office in Calcutta."

The B&B's are all full, but we have managed to find you a field!

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

'We should look our best since hidden cameras will photograph us wherever we go.'

A couple riding a large tortoise

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

hitchhiking dog outside a pet shop

'We would like to tour the great clothing manufacturers of China!'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach