Scratching Post Innovator Pillows

'I can't believe you threw my scratching invention away! I was going to sell it to Satchel for a lot of money.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Solar Plant

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"I compose using post it notes!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

You will always find a spot to garden

Fine Print Letters

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Tree with Drain Pipe

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

'Styrofoam.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Organic Soldering.

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'Creative right?'

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."