Scratching Post Innovator T-Shirts

'I can't believe you threw my scratching invention away! I was going to sell it to Satchel for a lot of money.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Solar Plant

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I compose using post it notes!"

You will always find a spot to garden

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Styrofoam.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Fine Print Letters

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'Creative right?'

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."