Scratch Post Supervisor Pillows

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I go that extra mile!"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

"Scratching the infected area will only make it worse, Mr Bonaparte!"

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

Construction Idea

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

"Thank God he was wearing a safety helmet."

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

'Getting fired right now. Have no idea Y! : ('

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

'I can't believe you threw my scratching invention away! I was going to sell it to Satchel for a lot of money.'

'You do nice work!'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

'We need to discuss your chronic absenteeism.'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

'Building going up or coming down - depending on the whims of the workers.'

Cartoons: behind the scenes

Here we don't really want you to become a mover and shaker.

'I'm beginning to wish we hadn't sent you on the first aid course.'