Scratch Post Supervisor Prints

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I go that extra mile!"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

Construction Idea

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

'Really?... I'm a cat person too.'

Soft play area. Kids leave nursing bruises, cuts and limping.

"My wife told me to have a good day, so I went fishing instead of work."

'Getting fired right now. Have no idea Y! : ('

"Thank God he was wearing a safety helmet."

'I can't believe you threw my scratching invention away! I was going to sell it to Satchel for a lot of money.'

'You do nice work!'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

'We need to discuss your chronic absenteeism.'

'Building going up or coming down - depending on the whims of the workers.'

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

Cartoons: behind the scenes

'I'm beginning to wish we hadn't sent you on the first aid course.'

Here we don't really want you to become a mover and shaker.

'The men are wondering...If we knock up four power stations this week, can we have next week off...?'