Scrap Savant Pillows

That's supposed to say garage sale!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

'Steeee-rike three!'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Car Boot Sale" at motor salvage depot.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

Self-portraits

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

Jesus Saves

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

'He's not under yet.'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

'Well,gentlemen,-who's playing God today?'

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

'Scroll down a little...'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

'He had a great screwball until his arm went bad.'

'It was one of those last resort operations!...

'You wouldn't dare hit me! You'd break asepsis!'