Scouting Nostalgia Gifts

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Support Group for a Good Problem

A prehistoric football match.

'It is too snowing!'

Old and new technologies

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'It's called a digital watch.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Paleo Camp

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Boys at Leisure

"I could never go wireless."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges