Soccer Nostalgia Gifts

A prehistoric football match.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

Rugby golden oldies.

Boys at Leisure

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Pele 1940-2022

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

I must not write Repetitively...

'Do you have a pencil I can borrow? I'm out of ink.'

He Watched Sports

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'