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Skiing.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Cat in a tank...

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Trojan Hurdler.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'