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The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Apple harvest."

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

Snowman in the Freezer.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

"Get out of the kiddy pool Dad."

"It's my French homework. Enjoy."

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

Drones Unlimited

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

I told my teacher I refused to dissect the frog on moral grounds

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

"Another school year! Yay!"

Lawn mower breaking kit

"No, mom, you specifically said for me to get everything off the floor!"

'I was close. I drew some blanks.'

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...