Scout Prankster Pillows

The arrival of girl scout cookies sparks a rise in black bear activity...

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Apple harvest."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Psychic TV Guru & Cellular Phone Commercial Spin.

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Snowman in the Freezer.

'What about you, Billy? Did some deranged animal burst in during recess and devour your homework too?'

Drones Unlimited

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"It's my French homework. Enjoy."

"Get out of the kiddy pool Dad."

It Was Inevitable: Computerized Spit-Ball.

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

"Another school year! Yay!"

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"No, mom, you specifically said for me to get everything off the floor!"

'I was close. I drew some blanks.'

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."