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Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Skiing.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Cat in a tank...

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Trojan Hurdler.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"