Scouting Humor Lover Pillows

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Ad Valorem

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

Really big bang

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'By the way, what are we in line for?'