Scouting Humor Lover T-Shirts

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Ad Valorem

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'Hamster Swat Team.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Boots on the ground are one thing. Boots on my table quite another."

Really big bang

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

"Is something funny, soldier?"

Cat tipping a fish out of a bird box

'By the way, what are we in line for?'