Scottish Festivals Pillows

Scot country dancing,

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Scottish party

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Och lye the news'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Caber

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Another Scotch?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Monarch of the Glenmorangie

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major