Scottish Festivals Pillows

Scot country dancing,

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Scottish party

'Och lye the news'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Scot holding a heart.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Caber

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Stable boys and Scottsman

'Another Scotch?'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Scottish Love

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Woman pulling tartan trolley and a Scotsman pulling bagpipes.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Monarch of the Glenmorangie