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What I love most about this course are the little pencils they give you to keep score. They have erasers.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

When Cells Divide

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Solve for x x r 2.

Musical Prodigy

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

Astrophysics made simple.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Olympic School

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

Never text and derive.

Scientist.

Theoretical mathematician proving why he's had all he can take.

Saturday marathon introductory English class: Hour 12.

'I see the problem, Gibson- you forgot to borrow from your neighbor there in step 3.'

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

The Poet

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."

'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'