Scorecard Sadist Gifts

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

It can be taken up at any age....

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Golf Score Reducer

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

'Anything else need tying up?'

"That's really bad. Tell your parents it's fake news."

Hang In There, Baby!

'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Olympic School

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'

"You know, for an extra ten bucks, I could forget to count those last six strokes."

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

'Is this the first time he's got 180?'

'Well, if you can't be an honor student, can't you at least cheat off one?'

Cards: Get Well Get hit by a Bus

'Why are there performance standards for students and teachers - but none for politicians?'