Scooby-doo Fan T-Shirts

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Playing Fetch.

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Scarpia from Tosca

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Lovers in toile de jouy

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Love.

Dog Training.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Sailor boy

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Babe in the woods!

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Didgeridoos