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"Bloody hell!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Cinemuck

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Film Lovers.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.