Spongebob Fan Prints

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

"This is my half-brother who has moved in with me and my parents. I have warned him about your atheist agenda and I guarantee any attempt to ingratiate yourselves to him will fail." "We like SpongeBob." "Me too!"

"Bloody hell!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Cinemuck

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Film Lovers.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

Outskirts of town with sign: 'Entering Centerville - a town without a film festival.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Leonard Nimoy

'Rex, you've slobbered all over the ball! There's no way I'd put it in my mouth now!'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"