Nostalgic Dress-up Fans T-Shirts

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Senior Jeopardy!

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Elephant rides.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Islington Angels.

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Angels making snow humans

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Iron clad sailors

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."