Nostalgic Dress-up Fans Prints

Oh, cool, a hideaway hood! I had one of those when I was little!

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Senior Jeopardy!

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

Old Book Smell

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Crap others threw out

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Elephant rides.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Angels making snow humans

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

Islington Angels.

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'Yeah, I hate change, too.'

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Iron clad sailors