Nostalgia Fan T-Shirts

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

Excuses through the years.

'Seriously! My parents say they remember when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls.'

"Haven't you heard? 75 is he new 15! That explains your annoying outbreak of pimples!"

Senior Jeopardy!

Phone box - Thank you for not tapping

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

I Thought He Was Dead

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

'Somewhere along the way Lauries milk and cookies became her latte and Biscottis'

Pay no attention, he always gets like that when he realises what people used to pay for houses and cars back in the sixties.'

'This T V guide is a repeat of the one published in July last year.'

'Charlie company...reporting for Doody ,sir!'!

'And what's Ena Sharples been up to lately?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'I remember when we had only calculators to cook the books.'

"You've got mail" in alphabet soup"

People queuing outside the Millennium Dome to use it as diving board into the Thames

Crap others threw out

'...And now, here's Mr. Oscar J. McArdle to present an opposing view to 'It's a Wonderful Life'....'

Mom's Diner - You just wait until your father gets home!

'Let's twist again like we did last summer.'

Before there were telecommunications, there were yellacommunications.

Classic Rock for the Older Generation

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

"It's not what it was."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

21st Century Elvis

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

'Your father's really embraced the new technology - he's very forward thinking.'

Mr. Tater Tot

"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"

"I think I'm in big trouble, Herb. I took A.T.&T.'s advice and gave my childhood sweetheart a call, and she's taking the next bus from Fort Lauderdale."

Angels making snow humans

"Our parent's generation had it rough. They had dry cleaning bills."