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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

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'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'It's unanimous, we'll have the donuts with sprinkles.'

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

'First we were out-gunned by the criminals...now we're out-dunked at the donut shop!'

'What's a wheel? I invented a donut.'

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."