Scissor-wielding Escapologist T-Shirts

Fish are catching on to how we catch them.

"Be creative...!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Cot Escape.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Haircuts

Houdini 2019

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Prison Escape

Worm running away from hook.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Patient walking out of hospital.

Dueling marionettes.

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

"Just take a little off the top!"

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

Afternoon crafts