Scissor-wielding Escapologist T-Shirts

Fish are catching on to how we catch them.

"Be creative...!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Cot Escape.

Houdini's Dog

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Golf escape.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.

Houdini 2019

Haircuts

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"We're tired of being stuck in the fridge! We want out!"

Worm running away from hook.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Patient walking out of hospital.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Dueling marionettes.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Prison Escape

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

Technology has changed a lot of things, including how kids run away from home.

Desert Island Game

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

Afternoon crafts