Scientific Achievement Gifts

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"How was work?"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

GCSEs

"I lettered in spelling."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

"He's my school project for science class."

Presentation: Any questions?

First Prize!

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Zdeno Chara

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'I'm not experienced, but I have a PhD in Byzantine history.'