Scientific Achievement Prints

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"How was work?"

GCSEs

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"I lettered in spelling."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

Science Fair Judgements

Presentation: Any questions?

First Prize!

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

It's a letter from Tim. He claims his grades are improving and he might even make the DEEN's list.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"