Science Snack Gifts

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Jewish Geometry

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Champagne

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

Second aid

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Food van driving through an office.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'