Science Snack Enthusiast Gifts

The Fast-Science Strip

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Super Heroes.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Jewish Geometry

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Goal!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Sheltering in place.