Science Sidekicks Gifts

When Chemists take acid trips.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Wishing Well

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

"There's a fly in my soup."

Before the linear accelerator.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Catch this!'

If Newton...was hit by a tomato.

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"Dang kids in the Physics Department messin' with old Mitch's flashlight again!"

'You see Tommy, 1 kg of Iron is not always equal to 1 kg of feathers...'