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When Chemists take acid trips.

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Wishing Well

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

Practical Jokes in the Science Lab. Watch this -- That chair is made of anti-matter.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

"Yeah, I've been radio-tagged by scientists, so once a week, out of spite, I do something irrational just to mess up their data..."

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

"There's a fly in my soup."

'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

Before the linear accelerator.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Catch this!'

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

'Bipedalism sounds good, but what if we fall down?'

"Dang kids in the Physics Department messin' with old Mitch's flashlight again!"

If Newton...was hit by a tomato.