Science Chefs Gifts

Have you got some E98 and E695 for 'Ma Traffords home baked apple pie'?

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Tzatzikicicle

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Culinary surgery.

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Hard or soft science?'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

Studying String Cheese Theory

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Modern Foraging Techniques...