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Have you got some E98 and E695 for 'Ma Traffords home baked apple pie'?

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Culinary surgery.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Tzatzikicicle

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

'Hard or soft science?'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

"And it shall be called peanut butter. And it shall appear as if perishable or in need of refrigeration but in truth it shall remain shelf-stable for months, though the oil may separate and require stirring. And there shall be a crunchy variety and there shall be a smooth variety. And . . ."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Studying String Cheese Theory

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Modern Foraging Techniques...