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"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

The Origins of Everything

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Cereal Tasting.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Culinary surgery.

'Hard or soft science?'

Studying String Cheese Theory

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Mediterranean Martini

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'It's an acquired taste!'

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

Microwave confusion.

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'A sandwich?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Look, gourmet popcorn! Harold, our son is a gourmet!"