Science-minded Chef Mugs

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

The Origins of Everything

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Culinary surgery.

Cereal Tasting.

'Hard or soft science?'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Studying String Cheese Theory

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Mediterranean Martini

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

Microwave confusion.

'It's an acquired taste!'

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

Paul Bocuse caricature

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'A sandwich?'

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Einstein tests his pasta-antipasto theory.