Science-savvy Chef Mugs

'He has a degree in organic chemistry, and we regularly assure him that's exactly what he's doing.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

The Origins of Everything

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Quartet of chefs.

Cereal Tasting.

Cook in the cookery section.

Culinary surgery.

'Hard or soft science?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Studying String Cheese Theory

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"Fresh pepper?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Mediterranean Martini

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

"And it was at the moment I realized that the only thing holding me back from culinary excellence was a bucket-load of butter."

'It's an acquired taste!'

Microwave confusion.

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

"No, I'm not the waiter. I'm the genetic engineer. How would you like your lamb?"

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'A sandwich?'

'It's her signature dish.'