Sci-fi Spaceship Dweller T-Shirts

At home with the Borgs...

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Dr. Roo.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Astronaut love

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

Uranus always gets a bad rap. Tap tap tap tap tap. What do you mean, dorkboy? I mean, no matter how mature people think they are, they always, always want to chuckle when they say "Uranus." Come on, Sadie. You know you want to smirk, even if it's in secret. What if I told you Uranus is slightly bigger than Neptune? Not chuckling! Uranus is always the butt of the joke.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

Turtle Home

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

Rocket science for beginners.

"While you were out, there was a rift in the space-time continuum."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Moonbillies.

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

'Hi - We're here to be adopted by Angelina Jolie!'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Bassoon musical instrument.

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"Take me to David Bowie."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

The Marie Kondo landfill

Space Heater

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"