Sci-fi Spaceship Dweller T-Shirts

"We've made great progress!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Cosmonaut

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Milky Way (Detail)

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Astronaut love

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Turtle Home

'It's kinda like an office with a window. The guy in the next cubicle put his fist through the wall.'

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"While you were out, there was a rift in the space-time continuum."

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

Moonbillies.

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Bassoon musical instrument.

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Space Heater

The Marie Kondo landfill

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."