Sci-fi Protester Gifts

Save Our Universe

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Epic Battles

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"They look like pickles."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"