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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"They look like pickles."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Science fiction fans on other planets

Epic Battles

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"