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'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Take me to your Larder!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

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