Sci-fi Comedian Gifts

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Albert Einstein

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Dr. Roo.

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Science fiction fans on other planets

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

The Origins of Everything

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.