Sci-fi Comedy T-Shirts

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Underweird bras."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

"Sorry about all the talk of annihilation - that was just Keith getting carried away."

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

Hedge of two moo cows