Schrodinger Fan Pillows

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Running

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

The Quantum Mechanic...

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

When beavers dream.

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Pirates of Venice

Running machine with pothole.

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Surprised dentist pulling a rabbit out of magician's mouth.

"Did anybody remember to check the luggage rack before takeoff?"

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."