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Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Running

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

It's busy at the amusement park. The adrenaline's been having fun on the roller coaster, but the stomach cell looks queasy on the tilt-a-whirl! The hormones are going into the tunnel of love again, and the helium atoms are heading toward the complaint booth. They're saying the parachute drop didn't work for them. Any other problems down there? Yeah, the white blood cells are being kicked out. Apparently they tried to attack the staph!

The Quantum Mechanic...

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

When beavers dream.

Louis Pasteur Looks Back: "Of course I'm very pleased with pasteurized milk, but naming a wine or beer after me would have been a lot more charismatic."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Pirates of Venice

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Running machine with pothole.

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Surprised dentist pulling a rabbit out of magician's mouth.

"Harry, Hairy. Hairy, Harry."